T-shirts

I need a few custom T-shirts. Firstly, ever since I saw Homer wear it on the Simpsons, I find the idea of a "Witness Relocation Program" T-shirt hilarious.

More recently, as I helped a friend move furniture and was rewarded with lunch, I decided I should have a special "Will work for food" t-shirt for just such occasions.

Most recently, for use in developing countries, I've decided I need a T-shirt with giant letters saying "ATM" as that's how many visitors are viewed anyways.