Extreme Ice Cream

If I thought the cinnamon roll thing was craziness, I didn't know what I was talking about. After dinner with C&T, went to Ben&Jerry's with both 2 for 1 coupons. The waffle cones looked really good, and you could get two scoops. After some thinking, we decided we'd get 3 waffle cones and a cup, using our two 2 for 1 coupons, even though we knew it would be a lot, it wouldn't cost more than just the three cones anyways. Unfortunately most of the flavours I wanted were almost out. But in the end, we got our three cones worth, and they were huge! Way more than even the picture showed, how often do you get that?! And then after putting two scoops in the cup, he offered us a third scoop of something, so of course we accepted! So I had a huge cone in one hand and a heaping pile of ice cream in a cup in the other, while Chris and Tara each had their giant cones, it was about 9 large scoops in total! And then when we paid, the guy seemed a little stoned, he only charged us for one! Must have figured coupons were multiplicative not additive, 2for1 x 2for1 = 4for1! Craziness!

Started walking home, wasn't long before it started melting. People were jogging along while we were walking with more ice cream than anyone should really ingest. As we were crossing the bridge off of Prince's island, my hand holding the cup was now covered in melting ice cream, and we noticed we were leaving a trail of drips that could be followed, either like a hansel and gretel type of deal, or as a tracker following a criminal ("they stopped here for a minute, then headed in that direction... the scent is fresh, we must be getting close!") Soon everything was seeming hilarious! Chris suggested the curling club be renamed the "Hurry Harder Memorial Arena", and we couldn't stop laughing. I thought about all this ice cream, and the cinnarolls from earlier, and asked "How many Calories are you supposed to eat in a day?" He answered "All of them." Doesn't even make sense, but we couldn't stop laughing. Eventually got the cones finished and the cup below overflow level, and arrived home completely bloated on ice cream.

That's perhaps the most ice cream I've ever had in one session. And we still had some left over. 2 for 1 coupons, dangerous I tells ya.