Nomad

I was telling someone that with my job I would have somewhat of a Nomad lifestyle. "Nomad?" she said. I spontaneously explained that it comes from "mad" being an abbreviation for "mailing address", hence the term "nomad" for someone who is continuously on the move.

Ok, so it was actually one of the conversations I have in my head when lacking a real person to talk to, but I'm still proud enough of my moment of wittiness to post it here.