How many blades do you need?!

Gillette's just introduced the FUSION(TM) which has FIVE blades on the front! I mean, this was a JOKE not so long ago, but now they've made it a reality! Unfortunately, they didn't stick one blade perpendicular, that would have been royal, but they did stick a bonus blade on the back of the damn thing, for "precision." It's even called the "Precision Trimmer(TM) blade." Cause apparently the five blade "Shaving Surface(TM)" isn't precise. Wow, all these new trademarks! But they didn't get a trademark on "Flexible Comfort Guard" and "Enhanced Indicator Lubrastrip." No trademark on Lubrastrip? For those who really like to live on the edge, you can combine electricity with your five bladed wet shave with the battery powered microchip controlled Fusion(TM) Power!