Hand hurts
I actually hit the wall pretty hard. I've never done that before. Am I changing? After so many years of just collapsing into tears, or occasionally thumping my own head, am I finally learning to be outwardly violent? Probably not a good thing. Then again, it seems more 'normal'. And isn't anything to be more 'normal' a good thing?
Further normalisation goals:
Swear in casual conversation
Shout when excited or angry
Wear cooler clothes, Get contact lenses
Drink alcohol
Watch Battlestar Galactica
Will that make me more likable? Will I suddenly start having friends (other than Martin, Chris, and Evelyn)? People will want to hang out with me other than just because I'm a 'member' on some email list? Yeah right.
posted by ninjashowdown @ 10:19 p.m.
2 Comments:
Learning how to swear is actually pretty important. You have to make people believe that you actually mean it! Otherwise you sound kinda ridiculous. I don't normally swear in normal conversation but you should see me after I've stubbed my toe! I'm sure I will be going to hell for the number of times I've said "Jesus Christ" and "*uck" together in a sentence.
Alcohol is good. Come over some time and we can raid the liquor cabinet.
I forgot honesty. Gotta kill the honesty. Can't even trust those people who you're supposed to be able to trust. To fit in you gotta be able to lie without thinking twice.
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