Wednesday, December 07, 2005

I shower in the evening...

...it's an asian thing.

That's what Tim Seto told me about 9 years ago. As I was lying in bed the other day, I was thinking how it does seem to be true. But I have a theory about why. It's all about facial hair. Firstly, most people go hairless these days. Secondly, in general, facial hair grows faster on non-asians. Thirdly, shaving goes much better right after a shower. See where I'm going here? If you shower in the evening, shave right afterwards, whities will have grown more hair by the time they go out the next day, compared to asians. So, in order to look their best, whities will shave in the morning, and therefore shower in the morning, while asians can get by shaving the night before, showering the night before.

(lots of generalizations, lots of exceptions, but this is about the average, not the individual)

Anyways that's the sort of thing that goes through my mind as I lie in bed at night.

2 Comments:

Blogger Silvenwolf said...

You know, the latest entertaining remark about facial hair is that the adopted member of the Lau family, who's conveniently not Asian has probably more hair than all of the other Lau's combined!

Have you ever tried growing a beard?

12:07 p.m.  
Blogger ninjashowdown said...

Guess you've never seen AILING Scott
It's an inside joke, but you might find the photos interesting anyways

11:09 p.m.  

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